flake

flake
1. (flake) (1881↑, 269↓)
n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

1. John called in sick to work again today. He's such a flake. 2. Mary said she would do the research for our project, but it's been a week and she hasn't done a thing. She's such a flake.

2. (flake) (883↑, 207↓)
(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie\! Don't change your mind and flake out\!" "Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

3. (flake) (614↑, 167↓)
n. - someone who is unreliable.

we knew chris wouldn't show up 'cuz he's a flake.

4. (flake) (683↑, 262↓)
a person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their [fatass] and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big [fuckass]' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

He sent me a text saying: I am gonna see you tonight right? that is the plan? me: yeah, call me later and we will be together fer sure. ................................... and later that night there is well, no meeting, no sex, and NO call. leaving me to just say: FUCK THAT FLAKE\!\!

5. (Flake) (396↑, 93↓)
(n) A useless, shady, deceitful person who is so unreliable and selfish they cause you much anger and frustration. A Flake's only agenda is what they want to do. They have a weak character, often the products of bad parenting/spoiling kids. A Flake will make plans, never attend, and give no reason for their absence, even after they spent hours calling, texting, or emailing you. Flakes try to manipulate everybody, and sometimes are not the idiots they appear to be. A Flake often has little to no real friends due to their erratic behavior. You can never rely on a Flake. When questioned about their behavior, a Flake just gives up on the relationship and moves on to another person. Flakes can't get by in the real world and often act immature beyond their years, causing them to be labeled as "useless" human beings.

This girl called 15 times in one day and we decided to go out that night with some other friends. She arrives at the our meeting point, walks right by me like she doesn't know me, sits down with somebody else, and then proceeds to leave with them. Then, she stops answering her phone even though I know she sees my calls. A week or so later, she calls me again because she has nobody else to hang out with and wants to do something. However, she avoided all my phone calls for a week. Then she got mad when I confronted her about it. That's when I understood why people used to tell me she was "a useless flake" who still lives at home with her parents. When she was mentioned in a conversation someone always used the word "flake" in there somewhere.

Author: DirkDiggler88 http://flake.urbanup.com/4200574
6. (flake) (190↑, 63↓)
A Frequently unreliable person who says that they will do somthing or attend somthing, but never shows. Usually this is done without notice.

"Alex isn't here yet, we need to start playing poker\!... I bet he flaked again"

7. (flake) (130↑, 36↓)
A so called friend who is constantly unreliable and shady. A flake is someone who can think up an excuse for everything but their own existence. The behavior that a flake exhibits is a product of their own desire to manipulate people. A flake will find reasons to ditch a friend whenever that person wants to do something that is not on the flakes agenda. They are insidious beings they do not exhibit this behavior when you first meet them but usually much later down the line. A true flake is not the idiot that they would have you believe.

Bob secretly does not like opera, so he tells his friend to buy the tickets anyways and then does not show up. He calls the friend at the last minute and says he must study for a test. Of course it's the middle of summer vacation though, what a flake.

8. (Flake) (51↑, 7↓)
Someone who pretends to be your friend but in actuality keeps you around as a last resort and makes plans with YOU but THEY end up not showing or even calling to say their not coming. Usually their always late and have an excuse for everything, most likely this person is a pathological liar as well.

First scenario: Friend \#1 "What time is dego getting here?\!" Friend \#2 "Psh he ain't coming, dudes a flake\!" Second scenario: Flakey individual: "Hey we never hang out, lets do something Sunday\!" Bitter friend: "Ok sure dego" (rolls eyes)

9. (Flake) (61↑, 41↓)
Someone who doesn't have the balls to tell you they're busy and can't hang out, but still makes plans to 'chillax' so you go out of your way to 'chill' with said flaker, only to have them flake out on you, and then give you some lame ass no ball excuse instead of just being straight up that they're a flakey flake

Per Wall 'Wanna hang out' Dumb Girlfriend 'Hehehe OK' Dumb Girlfriend at meet spot, No Per wall at meeting spot Per Walls Dumb excuse 'I was skateboarding' Dumb girlfriend crying on phone to friend 'He is such a flake'

Author: Dumb Girlfriend http://flake.urbanup.com/3872390
10. (Flake) (31↑, 14↓)
A Flake is someone who can think of any excuse not to show up to an event. They usually have little or no friends because they never show up to hang out. they are fuckin cunts on wheels who will bail on you at the last minute so they can just sit on thier fat ass an rub one out. Abondon all hope of ever being good friends with a flake. They cause nothing but anger an wasted money on gas an beers. A Flake may call at the last minute to tell you he or she will not be attending the event or most of the time they wont call at all leaving you sitting there by yourself, looking like a real jerk off. They rarely, if ever admit to being a flake an usually stick to thier excuse that they had something more important to do.

Drew: "Hey are you still down to go to Vegas?\!?" Garrett: "Naw dude I cant, I got a paper to write" Drew: "BUT ITS SPRING BREAK\! Youre such a fuckin flake\!"

11. (flake) (28↑, 11↓)
n: flake A person whose social and psychological outer layer slips away when under pressure. They lack integrity, resilience and robustness. For their protection they depend upon unrealistic and imaginative constructs. --- (I was called out on my use of the word "flake" recently and was challenged to define it. I came up pretty much with the above definition and then went through all the other definitions that people have supplied to the UD for it. I was struck by the consistency of them - especially the self-interest and unreliability. We know who these people are ...)

There's no place for flakes [WTSHTF]

Author: GrimlyFiendish http://flake.urbanup.com/5481006
12. (Flake) (22↑, 12↓)
A flake is an insincere person. Insincere in anything they say or do.

Text from Tanya\> hey bud let's meet out\! Text from Tanya\> we be clubbin' 2nite woohoo\!\! Text from Tanya\> let's do this\!\!\! \<Reply\> OK let me know when you get there. Text from Tanya\> B there in 10 minutes. ....Half-hour later \<Reply\> I'm here. Where the hell are you? ........Hour and 1/2 Later \<Reply\> WTF? Thanks a lot. Text from Tanya: Couldn't make it my pants ripped. \<Reply\> OK next time keep your fat ass at home instead of wasting my time, Flake\!

13. (Flake) (8↑, 2↓)
A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jane doe promised to go out with me. She never showed up. We made plans saturday night and she came up with an excuse why she couldn't show up. Jane is a flake.

Author: rubberjohnny7 http://flake.urbanup.com/5665672
14. (flake) (11↑, 6↓)
n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Someone that you can never count on to eat lunch with or go to a party with.

Jenny is a flake, she told me she'd go to that party with me on Friday, and she found plans with some other girl.

15. (Flake) (5↑, 2↓)
A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.

Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding? Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home. Flake: Sure, no problem. Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten. Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.

16. (FLAKE) (18↑, 15↓)
A flake is a friend who makes plans and does not attend the date. Or someone you can't rely on.

Ashley was supposed to call me yesterday to make a time for that playdate, but she flaked out, what a flake.

17. (Flake) (10↑, 14↓)
A unreliable person(s).

mike raab is a flake

Author: haterofallthatisraab http://flake.urbanup.com/4176830
18. (Flake) (38↑, 42↓)
A flake is a person of weak character. When the going gets tough, they can't handle it and give up. They tend to be the end product of parents that spoiled them rotten. Many upper middle class kids who had parents that gave them cars, toys, nice clothes and did not make them work as teenagers turn out to be useless flakes that have no concept of how to get by in the real world. Flakes tend to let their emotions get the best of them. You can tell right away if a girl is a flake because as soon as she gets dumped by her boyfriend, she is crying and sobbing to her best friends over a cell phone. Flakes are not reliable when it comes to following through on their commitments. They are used to having it easy so when they fail, they break down and blame their weakness on their friends. Flaky parents don't have the balls to discipline their kids so their kids turn out to be useless spoiled brats that couldn't change a flat tire to save their lives and waste their time on facebook, texting and shopping. Although flaky women tend to be very attractive, they are incredibly boring to be with because all they do is watch MTV and follow the latest scandals of Hollywood.

Flakes make me sick. They are sore losers who drift through life like lumps of crap because they can afford it for one reason or the other.

Author: Cecil-1984crem http://flake.urbanup.com/3782463
19. (flake) (1↑, 9↓)
n. An unreliable warlock; someone who commits to raiding obligations, but never follows through. Characteristically in self denial, and suffers from severe bouts of delusion. Commonly sees superior paladins as flakes instead.

1. It's raid time, and that warlock is pretending to be sick again today. She's such a flake. 2. What the hell? That warlock was logged in an hour ago and now she's nowhere to be found. What a flake\!

20. (Flake) (7↑, 18↓)
Some worthless dude who basically hates women but sucks them in to think otherwise. His answer to everything is "Sorry"...with a big whine\!\!\! Don't be fooled ladies. He is very deceptive and SUCH A BIG FLAKE\!\!\! Nice women get totally sucked in my these guys... This guy TAKES THE CAKE\!\!\!

Relationship starts off with all the chivalry-opening doors, opening car door, nice words, holding hands, hugs, lots of kisses-gets you hooked then BANG, for no reason, one day doesn't want to kiss you GFriend-what's wrong here? Why don't you want to kiss me? Him-Oh, I forgot to tell you, I really don't like kissing GFriend - What??? Last week you couldn't get enough of me, WTF??? Him-SORRY, I made a mistake and shouldn't have done that-I really don't like kissing FLAKE\!\!\! This is the BEST ONE\! He hasn't called in 2 months-we broke up Him-Hi how are things...etc, etc, etc, Then asks me about concert tickets to his favorite band that I bought tickets for ex-Gfriend-thought you weren't coming so I invited someone else Him-AWWWW ex-Gfriend-well what do you expect, I havn't hear from you in 2 months Him-I've been busy ex-Gfriend-tell you what - the other concert in October for the same band-you can come then-you just have to pay for your $75 ticket. If you ACTUALLY SHOW UP, then I'll buy dinner, if not, then I'll give your ticket to someone else and you lose the $$. Sound fair? Him-Yes, that's fair Haven't heard from him since...LOL...F'n DUMBASS FLAKE\!\!\!...I knew he would disappear again\!\!\! Good riddence...

21. (flake) (0↑, 11↓)
Not Forreal , When A Person Means Somethin && They Dont Do It At All \!

This Dude Said He Was Gonna Gimme $20 But , He Didn't ...Such A Flakes

22. (Flake) (5↑, 19↓)
A diss word to the Folk Nation or members of the Folk nation

Man, dat flake jus tried my boy dats a vice lord. Lets go jump dat flake.

23. (Flake) (114↑, 128↓)
alternate pronunciation - FLAKE (must be yelled) As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*). As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true). As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."

I enjoy a bowl of frosted flakes in the morning.

24. (Flake) (1↑, 17↓)
A person who is very ugly. You can use the words extra and mega in front of flake to determine how "flake" someone really is.

Good God Man\! Samantha is so flake\!

25. (Flake) (69↑, 85↓)
The keyboardist of the German band Rammstein.

Flake dances like a lunatic.

26. (Flake) (1↑, 19↓)
It's another way to say fuck if you don't want to swear at the time or you are trying to cut down and some bad habits.

instead of... Dude i was going to fuck that dude. you say. Dude i was going to flake that dude. or What the flake are you doing here, i thought you were dead?

Author: liltinamariezie http://flake.urbanup.com/4524689
27. (Flake) (2↑, 21↓)
soft, gay, pussy, fagget

steven: look at deez flake ass niggas other person: fo real they some flake ass bitches

Author: WAKA FLOCKA FLAMEEE http://flake.urbanup.com/5159968
28. (flake) (16↑, 35↓)
adj; 1. to recant, cancel, or in most cases break previously established plans 2. An action frequently chosen by women noun; 1. see also Marianne

Marianne loves to flake on plans.

Author: flakemasterflex http://flake.urbanup.com/3621779
29. (flake) (72↑, 91↓)
Irish slang word for a violent punch or slap.

That bollix was annoying the shit out of me so I hit him a flake.

30. (flake) (31↑, 53↓)
A form of cocaine or soft,often used to describe a good quality.

I aint got none of that stuff ol'dude got, i got some of that "flake"...

31. (flake) (55↑, 78↓)
flake cocaine

i got some dank ass flake off joe last week

32. (flake) (29↑, 53↓)
A Latin King, in the eyes of rival gangs.

Hey paisa, did you see them vatos over there on Division and Kedzie throwin up crowns at you?? Naw ese, but I'll let them culeros know that we stone King Killas and I buck at flakes in my hood. Humboldt Park, we made Gangland.

33. (flake) (58↑, 82↓)
1. A person who leaves situations very quickly, leaving them to be taken care of by roommates and friends.. 2. A person who invites friends over, and then leaves them hanging, wondering, "where the fuck did Phong go?" 3. Phong

Hey Peter, guess what? What's up Aneesh? Phong flaked out on us again? Sounds about right. What else is new?

34. (Flake) (34↑, 60↓)
Flake town, or Forest Lake, is a stoner town in minnesota where the store taht makes the most money is daisey mase... They ksell bongs and hot dogs.

"I am gonna go to Flake town and get stoned and eat a hot dog"

35. (Flake) (45↑, 73↓)
1.A greasy Scumbag 2.Ditch

1.That guy is a flake, you're too good for him. 2.Why'd you flake on going to the movies with us?

36. (Flake) (21↑, 50↓)
An self-consciously pretentious, "arty", often new-agey, socially akward type; commonly said with "Arts" (an arts-flake)

Beetljuice: "Delia, you are a flake, you have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture." Heathers: (Veronica's Dad, pointing at the TV): "Hey, isn't she that flake we met at the school fair or something?" (talking about the new-agey, overly dramatic English teacher/morale builder)

37. (flake) (31↑, 61↓)
Flake is an English slang word refering to a piece of choclate, usually to put on [Ice-Cream]

"Lets go get some Ice-Cream with a flake"

38. (flake) (9↑, 44↓)
n. one who falls asleep after smoking marijuana products.

flakes make up the population of potsmokers who fall asleep after smoking up.

39. (Flake) (33↑, 71↓)
N. Someone who suddenly quits talking you on instant messenger services, without telling you a reason. An IMer with ADHD. V. Flake out: to suddenly quit talking for no good reason. Adj. Flaky, describing someone who is a flake, or one who flakes out.

She is such a flake because he will just leave in the middle of an IM conversation. My cousin really flaked out and went to get ice for her knee without telling me.

40. (Flake) (4↑, 64↓)
When a guy dose his bird up the ass and after hes blown his load he pulls it out and sees shit falling off his cock like snow flakes

dude my missus was so fucking flakey\!\!\!

Author: Donkey_Punch69 http://flake.urbanup.com/3243954
41. (Flake) (7↑, 72↓)
Able to sell much accounting software.

That guy Flaked the shit out a da wes' pappy.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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